• Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.

ultrafacts:

10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

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  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.
— 21 things my father never told me (via motelstyles)

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cyberdepressed:

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

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ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

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freemindfreebody:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

Brilliant!

for when I parent

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3 lines to break a marvel fan in split second

darlingcap:

  • I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without, that’s you.
  • I didn’t do it for him.
  • I’m with you til the end of the line.

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tarklovishki:

ankle-deep-in-seawater:

i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:

goodbyecharmcity:

mortuus-lamia:

Amazing photos!

the past was fucked up

the present ain’t too much better

"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"

"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"

"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"

"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"

*BAM*

"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"

"ifckinhateyu"

"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."

What?”

"My child is a plant."

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ticklemedoeface:

Finstock’s view of Stiles:

- Masturbates multiple times a day

- Is into bondage

- Has a huge dick

- Is into group sex

(inspired by x)

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myampgoesto11:

Melted skull incense burner designed by Cody Hudson

Vibes Melt Down 2043 is a porcelain sculpture, that can be used as an incense burner, meant to stimulate the mind and evoke the hallucinatory and enlightening moments that are around us at all times through life and death. We wanted this piece to be an art edition but to also work as a functional object that would be used on a regular basis. For increased mellowness I find it works best when burning Nag Champa.

20 cm x 20 cm
Edition: 50 white, 25 gold and 25 silver
Porcelain
Comes in a wood box with a signed and numbered certificate by the artist and 3 cones of Nag Champa incense
Available – Store

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meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

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I See What You’ve Made Me 14

Lydia woke alone in bed. For a moment everything was quiet and peaceful and she reached her hands out searching for Derek, but he wasn’t there. The bed was cold beside her, his pillow unused on. With a horrible shudder everything came trailing back into her mind.

Lydia could still see her mother’s body vividly, her mother’s weary grey eyes, as alive as ever still trying to hide her pain and her mother’s last smile. She could still taste the torch smoke at the back of her throat; feel the hilt of the sword heavy in her palm. Lydia shook her head in an attempt to dispel the horrible memories and tried to return to her present situation. 

Lydia had sent Derek away of course. In hindsight was that the best thing to have done? Derek had been trying to comfort her, trying to say soothing words but Lydia couldn’t wash the memory of her mother’s eyes from her mind so quickly. ‘Perhaps,’ a little voice in her head said, ‘you didn’t want the comfort.’

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